Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
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