I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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