did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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