Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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