sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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