Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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