please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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