found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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