I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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