He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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