Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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