3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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