Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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