So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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