No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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