Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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