Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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