And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Randomize
