im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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