Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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