apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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