i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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