youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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