Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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