Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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