bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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