Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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