Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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