im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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