Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
is wine microwaveable?
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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