He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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