you didnt know i had herpes?
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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