is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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