It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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