ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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