Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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