You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
wat bout pragnant strippers??
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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