I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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