he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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