Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Randomize
