i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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