On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
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