People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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