I CAN MOONWALK!
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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