i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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