So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
my poor anus
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
