if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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