That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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