I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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