You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
